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Old 10-30-2009, 12:09 PM
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People who couldn't handle waking up from the monotony of society.

Why does everyone around here call me Mr. Durden?
Cuz you smell bad....

Why is Kim Jong Ill so dumb???
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:38 PM
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ALL HAIL LORD JONG ILL.

why does my shit not stink.
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:25 PM
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Your nose is broken.


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Old 11-03-2009, 05:49 PM
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Coke and whores.....coke and whores.


Why does shit float down hill??
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:12 PM
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Gravity duh

Why have I been shitting blood lately?
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Because you have an STD (and probably a serious one)



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Old 11-03-2009, 07:53 PM
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making babies

why is my nose broken
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:34 PM
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Your parents passed it down to you,



Why is Yoda Green?
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:02 PM
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i puked on him

why was my post skipped
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Because virgins get scared.



why is why the word why?
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Cause you play with yourself at night

why does everyone think you need at least a 45 ACP to kill a zombie?
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:18 AM
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because they dont have a bigger gun.

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because it looked funny at the one on the table

what is the square root of infinity?
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Buddha. (or at least how much he can eat by the looks of 'im.)


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because Buddha ate everything else

is The Empire Strikes Back a way of George Lucas dropping hints to his sister?
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